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Name: John Findura
Location: New Jersey

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

The Northville Review was nice enough to publish my poem "Rolling", which is always nice. It's one of the oldest ones I have so it's nice to finally see it in (electronic) print. Thanks to Erin over there.

I don't usually tell stories about my poems, but this one's kind of funny. The poem itself is true - it really happened, although it's much funnier when I tell the actual story. You really need to see how my brother flailed his arms. Anyway, I used to use it as an example of how a poem doesn't have to rhyme when I was teaching in Paterson and the kids loved it. I had never sent it out anywhere, but the kids would tell me how much they wanted to see it in print so they could feel like they knew me before I was "famous." So I hope one of my old students runs across "Rolling" and I hope they've finished theor homework.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

I think that when they start singing "Tiny Dancer" in Almost Famous is one of the greatest things ever recorded on film. I like the part in Natural Born Killers when the Cowboy Junkies song "If You Were the Woman and I Was The Man" is playing in the background. I think they were on a bridge. That's right up there as well. I also really like when "For What It's Worth" plays during a shot of a helicopter flying low over rice paddy fields in any movie about the Vietnam War. It doesn't qualify as a Vietnam movie if it lacks that scene.

I thought I was having a brain aneurysm or a stroke the other day. Perhaps it was neither.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

My e-chap, Useful Shrapnel (Scantily Clad Press), will be available on June 21, 2009. More info to come.

Friday, April 24, 2009



I have a new review of Andrew Michael Robert's Something Has To Happen Next and Zach Savich's Full Catastrophe Living up now at CutBank. Read and enjoy.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009



The Little Boy With A Pen For His Eye

The little boy with a pen for his eye
Would write fantastic stories whenever he cried

He would pinch himself to call up a tear
That he would use as ink and store in his ear

He would put his face on the paper and move all about
And sooner or later a story would drip out

Friday, December 05, 2008


My award winning poem "I Have Forgotten All My Spanish" (with a nice little blurb by judge Ravi Shankar) is out now in the new issue of Redivider, available at your favorite bookstore now. You should go and buy a copy of it. Bob Hicok is in there too. Not physically - poetically.

Saturday, November 29, 2008

So here's a wee bit o' good news: my poem "Driving The Lincoln Tunnel" which was up over at Juked was nominated for a Pushcart Prize. Thanks to J.W. Wang and everyone over at Juked. It's definitely a good read, so go check it out. Now.